March 28, 2010
Tales from the Backside

Eighteen hours can make a big difference from the rear. I visited a Philippine roadside hut store for #2 stop. Hole in floor no paper no soap and dirty water bucket flush. I was given instructions on how to do this, but you don’t want to know! (TMI) Later the same day, I was at an airport lounge in Japan. Potty business became an automated cleansing experience of hyper-sanitary proportions - with a heated sterile seat, odor vacuum, scented breeze, and touch-less blow dry spray wash. How does this happen on the same day, on the same planet?

Visiting space aliens
Turn their ship away and go
Too mysterious here